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Hi!

2
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Thank God!
There you are.

3
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Sorry, I am late.

4
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I can't believe
you showed up alone.

5
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Do you know what,
actually, Stephanie?

6
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I took your advice
and I consulted
my soul again,

7
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and it turns out
there was somebody

8
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that I wanted to
bring to Italy.

9
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Oh?

10
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So I called him
and I invited him,
and he said yes.

11
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Really?

12
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And he's not here.

13
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I waited for him outside,
and he didn't show up.

14
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Wait! Who?
Who did you invite?

15
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You know what?
I was fine.

16
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I was fine, and then I
listened to your advice
and now look where I am.

17
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I can't even get my damn bag
in the damn overhead.

18
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Penelope Franklin?

19
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I'm sorry.

20
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A gentleman has
upgraded your ticket
to first class.

21
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We have a glass of champagne
waiting for you
behind those curtains.

22
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What?

23
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Ma'am?
Thank you.

24
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You made it.

25
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Yeah, of course! Hey,
I hope you don't mind
I changed our seats.

26
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I have a ton of
frequent flier miles,

27
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and let's face it,
in coach,
you can't do this.

28
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Oh... Oh...

29
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

30
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Bobby, this is
unbelievable!

31
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I know!
We're gonna
have a blast.

32
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Ma'am!
Sorry. Please!

33
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I have to...

34
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Bobby?

35
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Bobby? Bobby.

36
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Hmm.

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Hi, Steph!

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Hi, Bobby.

39
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<i>Look,
I'm as surprised as anyone
that it's Bobby,</i>

40
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<i>but I figure
maybe this is the risk
I should be taking.</i>

41
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I could've come
back to coach.

42
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No, they don't
like you to do that.

43
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'Cause I'm sure
they'll be thrilled
we're doing this.

44
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So, Bobby? Since when
do you have feelings
for Bobby again?

45
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I don't know,
you know, a long time ago,
there was that spark, right?

46
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Right.
And then,
the road trip fling...

47
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Right!
And then, you know,

48
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I've always had
feelings for him

49
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but our timing
hasn't been great,

50
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so I guess
I was thinking...
Ooh! Lotion.

51
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If we're gonna
transition this friendship

52
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into something more,
you know,
what am I waiting for?

53
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You know what I mean?

54
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Isn't a romantic trip to Italy
just the time to do it?
Mmm-hmm.

55
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And he was like, "Yeah."

56
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No.
Wait, what?

57
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No, I didn't
say all that to him.

58
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I don't think
Bobby has any clue
what I'm thinking.

59
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I think he thinks
we're just friends.

60
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Well, what did you
say to him?

61
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I don't know, something like,
"Hey, how about
coming to Italy with me?"

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What exactly did you say?

63
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Uh... I think I said,
"Hey, how about
coming to Italy with me?"

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Then I might
have said, "Dude."

65
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So, I think I gotta play
this kind of carefully.

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You know what I mean?
I don't want to
scare him off.

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You know, I gotta see
how it develops. Let Italy
do the work for me.

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You invited the guy to
come to Italy, right?
I mean...

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How could he not suspect
this was going
to be romantic?

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Dude, I just took
two Xanax
and I've gotta say,

71
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nighty night.

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I'm saying it's weird,
just the three of us
sitting here.

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Sweetie, just 'cause
it's different

74
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doesn't make it weird.
Keep an open mind.

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You creep me out.

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Did you tell Bobby
to meet us here?

77
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Yeah, I texted him.

78
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I left him
a message yesterday,
he never called me back.

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He hasn't
called you back in a day?
He's got a life, right?

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What kind of
crazy people are you

81
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that worry if a buddy hasn't
called you back in a day?

82
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You guys!
Bobby's missing
and probably dead!

83
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I'm just saying
he's very considerate.

84
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That time Bobby had
his appendix taken out,

85
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he still managed to
call from the hospital.

86
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Girl, get a hold of yourself.
It's not unusual
for a guy to go underground.

87
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What do you mean?

88
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You know,
take a break from life.

89
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Go off the grid.

90
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Just check out
for a while.

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A lot of things can
drive a guy underground.
A girl.

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Depression.

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A really good book.

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That's not gay.

95
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Well, I'm concerned.

96
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Kenny, be a man

97
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and stop caring what
happens to other men.

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Andy, that is a great suit,
by the way, man.

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You look like
a million bucks
in that thing.

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Thanks.

101
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Ooh!

102
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It's the new job.

103
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I feel like I'm finally
living the lifestyle

104
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I should have
become accustomed to

105
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had I sold out
when I was younger.

106
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But, as it turns out,
it's never too late
to develop expensive tastes.

107
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And we were out of an Oban,
so I brought you a Macallan.

108
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What year?
The $20 one.

109
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It's a good year.

110
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Could I get you guys
anything else?

111
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No, darling, just for you to

112
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put down that tray
and join us.

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I wish.

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All right, all right.

115
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Did you just bust out
the McConaughey?

116
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What?

117
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No. Bad.
You can't hit on Terri.

118
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Why not?

119
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Because it's lame to
hit on waitresses, man.

120
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Plus you don't crap
where you eat.

121
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What are you
talking about?

122
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Look,
I know you're desperate.

123
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I know you're sad,
you feel lonely
'cause no one loves you.

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But?

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That's just the point
I wanted to make.

126
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Well, I gotta go.

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I've got a meeting
with the general manager
down at the station.

128
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Now?
Yeah, it's getting
crazy down there

129
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'cause rumor has it
we might be
getting a format change.

130
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Like, you might be
a country station?

131
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It's just such an odd choice
for you to model
yourself after.

132
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Hey, hey. Maybe you could
do a shout-out for Bobby
on the radio.

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Like what?
"Bobby, if you hear this,
we miss you"?

134
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Kenny, he's underground!

135
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He's probably
ballooning somewhere
with Richard Branson.

136
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He's fine, broham.

137
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You watch, he'll probably
come walking in here
any minute now.

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No, no, no.
Uh-uh.

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Boop!

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All right. All right.

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<i>Well, the table is set
for a really romantic trip.</i>

142
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<i>Now, who's going to
tell Bobby?</i>

143
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Good morning!

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Oh, my God.
This place is
so beautiful!

145
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I went into town
and I got some fresh
bread and some fruit

146
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and your very
first cappuccino.

147
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Well, I've had
a cappuccino before.

148
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No, you haven't.

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Mmm.

150
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No, I haven't!

151
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And there's this
great little winery
right down the road,

152
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so we can go in later
and get Mario
to give us a tasting.

153
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Yeah, okay.

154
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Thank you so much
for bringing me, P.J.

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To your family's
ridiculously gorgeous villa?
You're welcome.

156
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There's so much to see!

157
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Like, I don't know
what your plans are,

158
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but we have to
go to Venice.
We have to.

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I am dying to see Rome.

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Yes. Yes, there's
this great little cafe

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overlooking
the Spanish Steps.

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And we get
a bottle of Chianti,
we sit outside,

163
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we people-watch.
It's fantastic!

164
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Ah!

165
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Wait, what about
Stephanie and Lance?

166
00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:11,153
Well... Hmm.
You know... Hmm.

167
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I think
they want to go their way.
You know, we'll just go ours.

168
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I mean, they didn't
even want to stay here.

169
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You know,
they probably just want
to do something romantic.

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Just the two of them.

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Good. Good for them.

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It is good for them.

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Hmm.

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It's good for us, too.

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<i>Am I wrong,
or could things
be taking a turn?</i>

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Hello?

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Steph? Hey!

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It's over.
What do you mean?

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I've been up all night
fighting with Lance and...

180
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Well, we broke up.
He's gone and it's over.

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Oh, my God! Steph!

182
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We had nothing in common,
except not spending money,

183
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and that's not enough
to sustain a relationship,
is it?

184
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Well, I wouldn't think so,
but then there's my parents.

185
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And you should have seen
this fleabag place I
had to stay in last night.

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I mean, there's charm,
and then there's dirt.

187
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This whole vacation
is just...

188
00:08:01,826 --> 00:08:04,034
It's ruined and
it's only the first day.

189
00:08:04,035 --> 00:08:06,554
Oh, Steph,
that's terrible!

190
00:08:06,555 --> 00:08:10,661
So, are you guys
gonna go home or...

191
00:08:10,662 --> 00:08:13,077
Steph, you know
you're more than
welcome to stay here.

192
00:08:13,078 --> 00:08:14,285
I mean,
there's tons of room.

193
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Yeah. Are you sure?

194
00:08:16,012 --> 00:08:19,188
What are you talking about?
I mean, it'll be a blast,
just the three of us.

195
00:08:20,776 --> 00:08:22,984
Yeah, but I don't
want to ruin your trip.

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Come on!

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That's impossible.
We're all buddies here.

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I mean, now P.J.
and I won't feel like

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00:08:28,059 --> 00:08:30,301
the third and
fourth wheel, right?

200
00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:33,271
Yeah. Absolutely.

201
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,414
<i>This was not
the turn I was looking for.</i>

202
00:08:45,732 --> 00:08:49,838
It's soft crap, man. I mean,
I think they officially
call it "Adult Contemporary."

203
00:08:49,839 --> 00:08:50,943
What's that?
Like, Sting?

204
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Yeah! Bad Sting.

205
00:08:52,117 --> 00:08:53,877
Ew. God.

206
00:08:53,878 --> 00:08:55,223
Yeah. But, I mean,
what am I supposed to do,
you know?

207
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I put some applications in
at some other stations,

208
00:08:57,260 --> 00:09:00,055
but there are just
so few DJ jobs left.

209
00:09:00,056 --> 00:09:01,747
Dude, that sucks.

210
00:09:01,748 --> 00:09:03,818
What are you talking about?
You love that music.

211
00:09:03,819 --> 00:09:05,716
No, I don't.
Kenny loves that stuff.

212
00:09:05,717 --> 00:09:07,891
No, I don't.
I don't like Sting.

213
00:09:07,892 --> 00:09:09,513
You love that
Fogelberg song.

214
00:09:09,514 --> 00:09:11,308
What song?
You know,
the one about the couple.

215
00:09:11,309 --> 00:09:13,206
They used to date.

216
00:09:13,207 --> 00:09:15,346
Then they run
into each other.
It's Christmas time.

217
00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:16,658
I love that song.

218
00:09:16,659 --> 00:09:19,454
Greetings,
lower-tax-bracketeers.

219
00:09:19,455 --> 00:09:22,146
Wow, Andy, you don't
even look like yourself.

220
00:09:22,147 --> 00:09:24,666
Thanks.
I don't even
feel like myself.

221
00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:27,911
I helped a company
rape a rainforest today,

222
00:09:27,912 --> 00:09:31,053
so I thought
I'd get myself
a little something.

223
00:09:32,641 --> 00:09:34,020
Wow!

224
00:09:34,021 --> 00:09:35,194
That must've cost
a fortune.

225
00:09:35,195 --> 00:09:36,402
Impressive.

226
00:09:36,403 --> 00:09:39,094
Thanks.
I need shorter sleeves.

227
00:09:39,095 --> 00:09:41,650
You see? You just got to be
willing to put a price-tag
on your integrity.

228
00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:44,479
Is your integrity
for sale?

229
00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:47,724
I just don't want to
play the soft hits.

230
00:09:47,725 --> 00:09:50,623
Give over to it, Brendan.
It's stronger than you are.

231
00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:53,108
Let it hold you
in its gentle embrace,

232
00:09:53,109 --> 00:09:55,007
like a very
expensive cashmere throw

233
00:09:55,008 --> 00:09:56,560
you would never
buy for yourself,

234
00:09:56,561 --> 00:09:58,148
but your office
gave it to you

235
00:09:58,149 --> 00:10:00,081
and now you can't
live without it.

236
00:10:00,082 --> 00:10:03,532
I sent Bobby an e-mail
to his top-secret e-mail.

237
00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:06,259
BobbyNewman@thetrib.trib?

238
00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:11,506
Anyway, it bounced back.
No out-of-office reply,
just a flat old rejection.

239
00:10:11,507 --> 00:10:12,783
It's fishy.

240
00:10:12,784 --> 00:10:14,578
He's underground.

241
00:10:14,579 --> 00:10:18,996
He's probably on
some yacht in Saint Bart's
reading Brendan's gay book.

242
00:10:18,997 --> 00:10:20,377
Hey! Watch it!

243
00:10:20,378 --> 00:10:22,034
Look, Kenny...

244
00:10:22,035 --> 00:10:24,692
Even if Bobby has
disappeared or been
kidnapped or whatever,

245
00:10:24,693 --> 00:10:26,555
it's not really our job
to report him.

246
00:10:26,556 --> 00:10:28,005
That's a job
for his other friends.

247
00:10:28,006 --> 00:10:29,248
What other friends?

248
00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:30,974
You know, his rich friends.

249
00:10:30,975 --> 00:10:33,632
His childhood friends.
People who've known him
a lot longer than we have.

250
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,806
For all we know,
this is a thing
that he does.

251
00:10:35,807 --> 00:10:39,568
What if Bobby
is sitting in an oil drum
in some warehouse in Hammond,

252
00:10:39,569 --> 00:10:42,019
and his high school friends
are thinking
what we're thinking?

253
00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:44,435
They're waiting for
us to do something.

254
00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,852
Speaking of waiting,
is anyone going to
wait on us?

255
00:10:46,853 --> 00:10:48,129
I have no alcohol.

256
00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:49,371
Oh. Uh...

257
00:10:49,372 --> 00:10:51,823
Hey, Terri,
can we get some drinks?

258
00:10:55,378 --> 00:10:57,311
Here you go.

259
00:11:04,008 --> 00:11:05,077
What's wrong with you?

260
00:11:05,078 --> 00:11:06,388
Nothing.

261
00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:07,873
What did you do to her?
I have no idea.

262
00:11:07,874 --> 00:11:09,150
Really?
You did nothing?

263
00:11:09,151 --> 00:11:10,290
No.

264
00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:14,846
I mean, I slept with her
and didn't call her back,
but that can't be it.

265
00:11:16,606 --> 00:11:19,022
I'm sure that's not it.
Women love that.

266
00:11:19,023 --> 00:11:22,819
This is our hang.
You jeopardized our hang.

267
00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:27,582
Oh, please.
She's one cocktail waitress.
Okay, I will go to the bar.

268
00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:31,483
What? Don't worry about it.
The customer's always right.

269
00:11:35,798 --> 00:11:38,628
Come on, Terri!
I wasn't even that good!

270
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:21,567
Still banned.

271
00:12:23,673 --> 00:12:25,916
First of all,
she's overreacting.

272
00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:28,160
Where are we
supposed to go now?
P.J.'s out of town.

273
00:12:28,161 --> 00:12:29,402
You know,
I live there, too.

274
00:12:29,403 --> 00:12:31,025
It's not the same.

275
00:12:31,026 --> 00:12:34,166
You know,
I know a great new place,
if you're interested.

276
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:37,377
It's quiet, wood paneling,
flat-screen TVs...

277
00:12:40,138 --> 00:12:42,312
This is way better
than Crowley's, isn't it?

278
00:12:42,313 --> 00:12:44,832
You got good music,
comfortable seats,

279
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:48,250
a handy mirror
in case I want to
check in with my buddy.

280
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,562
Hi, buddy.

281
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:54,842
You know who
would love this?
Bobby.

282
00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:58,156
You never really
appreciate a guy
until he's gone.

283
00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:01,400
He'll be back, Kenny.

284
00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:03,334
That's what I
keep telling myself.

285
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,820
You just got to believe.

286
00:13:10,755 --> 00:13:12,652
Thank you.

287
00:13:12,653 --> 00:13:16,656
And, Bobby,
thank you again
for upgrading me.

288
00:13:16,657 --> 00:13:19,590
Totally! You can ask P.J.,
I have a ton of
frequent flier miles,

289
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,075
and I couldn't let you
sit back there with Lance.

290
00:13:21,076 --> 00:13:22,697
I mean,
how uncomfortable
would that be?

291
00:13:22,698 --> 00:13:25,631
Yeah, I can't believe
he didn't change his ticket
and fly home early.

292
00:13:25,632 --> 00:13:27,667
And pay the change fee?
Are you kidding?

293
00:13:27,668 --> 00:13:30,291
Did he just
travel around Italy
all by himself?

294
00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:33,743
I have no idea what he did.
But, Peej,
why don't you go ask him?

295
00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:35,917
No. I don't wanna.

296
00:13:35,918 --> 00:13:37,677
Oh, I'll go.
Yeah, I'll go.

297
00:13:37,678 --> 00:13:39,127
I mean,
I don't even know Lance,

298
00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:40,888
but I haven't
talked to a man in,
like, two weeks.

299
00:13:40,889 --> 00:13:42,579
All right,
but don't be nice to him.

300
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,823
Okay.

301
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,896
So, you were never
able to transition things?

302
00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:50,725
Nope. Not so much.

303
00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:52,278
I'm really sorry.
It's my fault.

304
00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:54,384
No. No, it's not.

305
00:13:54,385 --> 00:13:56,351
To be honest, I just...
I looked for the signs,

306
00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:58,802
I just never really
saw them, you know?

307
00:13:58,803 --> 00:14:00,459
And, I mean,
I wasn't gonna
ambush him, like,

308
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:03,843
"Hey, I invited you
to Italy,
now get naked."

309
00:14:04,774 --> 00:14:06,085
Maybe you should have.

310
00:14:06,086 --> 00:14:08,467
Yeah, and have
that go badly?

311
00:14:08,468 --> 00:14:11,988
No, then I'd have
an uncomfortable
plane ride home, like you.

312
00:14:11,989 --> 00:14:14,854
I could not be
more comfortable.

313
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:17,614
Okay.

314
00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:20,237
You know,
I haven't given up on it, necessarily.

315
00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:22,895
I just couldn't
find the right moment

316
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,691
in the most romantic
place on the planet.

317
00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:29,177
Well, I don't know about you,
but I know, for me,

318
00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:31,041
I need to take
a break from men.

319
00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:34,424
I mean, we should
channel our energy
into something better,

320
00:14:34,425 --> 00:14:35,874
you know, like...

321
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:40,223
Something important.
Something life-changing.

322
00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:42,156
Like build houses
for poor people?

323
00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:44,192
Oh! Let's write books
and get famous.

324
00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:45,918
Or that.

325
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,955
Come on, yeah!
That's something we always
said that we wanted to do.

326
00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:51,337
Yeah, I also said
I wanted to take
a romantic trip to Italy

327
00:14:51,338 --> 00:14:54,306
with my super-cute
boyfriend.

328
00:14:54,307 --> 00:14:55,824
Maybe we
shouldn't have goals.

329
00:14:58,621 --> 00:15:01,037
I've got my book idea.

330
00:15:01,038 --> 00:15:02,453
Are you kidding?

331
00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:05,006
Okay.

332
00:15:05,007 --> 00:15:06,594
So, how was he
doing back there?

333
00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:08,908
He's kind of a wreck.
He's devastated.

334
00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:14,430
He's fine.

335
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,993
I feel like we've
been gone forever.

336
00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:27,270
Well,
it's good to
have you back.

337
00:15:27,271 --> 00:15:29,548
A lot went wrong
while you were gone.

338
00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:31,688
What do you mean?

339
00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:35,140
I don't know any other
way to tell you this,
but Bobby's missing.

340
00:15:36,211 --> 00:15:38,833
Bobby?
He didn't tell you?

341
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:39,972
Hmm.

342
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,112
Bobby went
to Italy with us.
What?

343
00:15:42,113 --> 00:15:44,804
No way!
See? I knew he was fine.

344
00:15:44,805 --> 00:15:46,116
Where is he?

345
00:15:46,117 --> 00:15:48,118
He had to go
to Milwaukee
to cover a game.

346
00:15:48,119 --> 00:15:50,603
I'm sorry! How hard is
it to send an e-mail?

347
00:15:50,604 --> 00:15:52,502
I can do it right
from my dashboard.

348
00:15:52,503 --> 00:15:54,400
Yeah, Andy,
what are we riding in?

349
00:15:54,401 --> 00:15:55,539
Oh. Uh...

350
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:57,645
My new car.

351
00:15:57,646 --> 00:15:59,958
It's gorgeous.
I can't believe
you bought a new car.

352
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,545
And a new watch.

353
00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:02,754
Nice.

354
00:16:03,686 --> 00:16:04,893
What else is new?

355
00:16:04,894 --> 00:16:07,206
You started tying a sweater
around your neck.

356
00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:08,656
Oh, this?

357
00:16:08,657 --> 00:16:10,416
This is new.

358
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,971
We got kicked out of
Crowley's and we've been
banned for two weeks.

359
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,110
What'd you do, Kenny?

360
00:16:14,111 --> 00:16:15,835
Nothing, it was Mike.

361
00:16:15,836 --> 00:16:18,114
It was a big
misunderstanding.

362
00:16:18,115 --> 00:16:19,908
Oh, my God!
I can't believe it.

363
00:16:19,909 --> 00:16:22,394
I leave the country,
and this is what happens?

364
00:16:22,395 --> 00:16:23,774
Plus, what the hell
are you listening to?

365
00:16:26,157 --> 00:16:27,778
<i>That was</i>
Loving You Feels Like
Breathing <i>by Marco Nelli.</i>

366
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,954
<i>This is Dr. Brendo,
your licensed cardiologist.</i>

367
00:16:30,955 --> 00:16:33,577
<i>That's a heart doctor,
but I'm not really one.</i>

368
00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:36,132
<i>This next song goes
out to Terri, from Mike,</i>

369
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:39,688
<i>"Sorry I'm a complete idiot.
Forgive me. I love you."</i>

370
00:16:40,309 --> 00:16:41,379
What?

371
00:16:46,143 --> 00:16:47,522
- Hey! I love it.
- Yeah.

372
00:16:47,523 --> 00:16:49,317
How did you know I
needed a new wallet?

373
00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:51,319
I just figured
it was something
you wouldn't buy yourself.

374
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,701
God, no, I wouldn't even
know where to find one.

375
00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:55,324
Check it out.

376
00:16:56,394 --> 00:16:58,430
It's crooked.

377
00:16:58,431 --> 00:16:59,846
That's your issue with it?

378
00:17:00,502 --> 00:17:02,192
Hey!
Hey! Hey!

379
00:17:02,193 --> 00:17:03,676
Bobby's here!
He returns.

380
00:17:03,677 --> 00:17:04,746
How's it going, guys?

381
00:17:04,747 --> 00:17:06,610
What's up, buddy?

382
00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:07,784
Oh...

383
00:17:07,785 --> 00:17:08,854
Hi, buddy!

384
00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:09,993
Don't do that
again, okay?

385
00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:11,926
I'm sorry, Kenny.
I didn't mean to worry you.

386
00:17:11,927 --> 00:17:14,411
I just...
I had no idea
that you cared.

387
00:17:14,412 --> 00:17:15,999
Is it so wrong?

388
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,345
You tell somebody
when you're leaving
the country, mister.

389
00:17:17,346 --> 00:17:19,520
Well, in my defense,
P.J. knew.

390
00:17:19,521 --> 00:17:23,455
Yeah, I gotta say,
I can't believe you
chose Bobby. No offense.

391
00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:26,458
Why? He speaks Italian.
His family has a villa.

392
00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:29,564
Yeah, but, I mean,
how could you choose
Bobby over me?

393
00:17:29,565 --> 00:17:31,325
No offense, buddy.

394
00:17:31,326 --> 00:17:34,293
You? Think how
that Thorn dude felt.
Or that Cubs dude!

395
00:17:34,294 --> 00:17:36,709
I mean,
those guys were willing
to provide full service,

396
00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:38,090
if you know what I mean.

397
00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:42,025
Was that one of
the requirements?
Bobby?

398
00:17:42,026 --> 00:17:44,027
No! Ew! Stop it.

399
00:17:44,028 --> 00:17:45,580
You're blushing.

400
00:17:45,581 --> 00:17:48,480
No, I'm not,
I'm a little nauseous.
I mean, that's absurd.

401
00:17:48,481 --> 00:17:49,619
Bobby and me?
Come on.

402
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:50,792
Please. Ew.

403
00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:52,173
Okay, I'm not a leper.

404
00:17:52,174 --> 00:17:53,278
She hurt your pride
a little, buddy?

405
00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:54,314
A little bit.

406
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:56,315
Have a tie.

407
00:17:56,316 --> 00:17:57,799
I'm just saying...

408
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,870
Well, good.
Because this has
been a tough two weeks,

409
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,218
and that is one thing that
this group does not need.

410
00:18:02,219 --> 00:18:05,635
It changes everything.
This is sacred.

411
00:18:05,636 --> 00:18:08,224
Sacred. Like Crowley's?

412
00:18:10,019 --> 00:18:12,055
Wait, what?
What happened
with Crowley's?

413
00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:15,576
Iron Mike over here
got us all banned.
He slept with Terri.

414
00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:17,371
No!

415
00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:19,821
Sweet little cute Terri?

416
00:18:19,822 --> 00:18:23,653
You're a monster.
You disgust me.

417
00:18:23,654 --> 00:18:26,000
You have to
fix this, okay?

418
00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:28,175
Crowley's has been my friend
longer than you have.

419
00:18:28,176 --> 00:18:30,246
What do you want me to do?
I'm not even
allowed in the building.

420
00:18:30,247 --> 00:18:31,868
God, I miss Crowley's.

421
00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:33,628
You know,
it's only when something's
been taken away from you

422
00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:35,389
that you truly
learn to appreciate it.

423
00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:37,494
Hey.
It's going to
be okay, buddy.

424
00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:39,496
You know what?
It's not always
about you, Bobby.

425
00:18:42,949 --> 00:18:44,364
Girl, he got
you good.

426
00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:52,716
Hey! Hi, hi!

427
00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:53,890
Hi, hi! Hi!

428
00:18:53,891 --> 00:18:55,478
Hi, hi, hi!

429
00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:57,204
I did it.
What?

430
00:18:57,205 --> 00:18:59,654
I finished writing my book.

431
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:00,862
What? When?

432
00:19:00,863 --> 00:19:02,347
I couldn't sleep,
so I just kept on writing,

433
00:19:02,348 --> 00:19:04,349
and the next thing
I knew, I was done.

434
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:07,041
What a relief!

435
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:09,319
Wait! Hang on!
What do you mean,
you've finished?

436
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:13,012
Well, without
the distraction of men,
I am so productive.

437
00:19:13,013 --> 00:19:14,807
When you get over Bobby,
you'll see.

438
00:19:14,808 --> 00:19:17,638
No, no,
I am so over Bobby.

439
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:21,504
That window of opportunity
has kind of shut again.

440
00:19:21,505 --> 00:19:22,953
This is a theme
with you.

441
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,714
Yeah.

442
00:19:24,715 --> 00:19:26,750
Well, when I figure
out how to transition
a friendship

443
00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:28,442
into a relationship,

444
00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:30,616
I'll write a book.

445
00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:35,553
This is just pathetic.

446
00:19:43,803 --> 00:19:44,872
Terri.

447
00:19:44,873 --> 00:19:46,460
Hey, P.J.!
How was your trip?

448
00:19:46,461 --> 00:19:50,360
Good, fine, great.
Look, I want to
apologize for Mike.

449
00:19:50,361 --> 00:19:52,362
I am so sorry
he's such an ass.

450
00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:53,846
Not your fault.

451
00:19:53,847 --> 00:19:56,987
In a way, it is.
They don't behave well
when I'm gone.

452
00:19:56,988 --> 00:20:00,681
It's like, I go out of town,
and he forgets
all of his training.

453
00:20:00,682 --> 00:20:03,166
But, trust me,
the best thing he could
do is leave you alone.

454
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:04,719
I mean,
you don't want
to date Mike.

455
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,411
You deserve so
much better than him.

456
00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:07,757
I thought you guys
were good friends.

457
00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,137
Mmm. We are.

458
00:20:09,138 --> 00:20:11,658
That's how you know
I'm telling you the truth.

459
00:20:13,039 --> 00:20:14,143
So, can we come back?

460
00:20:15,835 --> 00:20:18,457
Sure, of course.

461
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,114
Even Mike?

462
00:20:20,115 --> 00:20:23,117
Yes, even Mike.
Gosh, I should have
never gone home with him.

463
00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:24,670
I'm just such
a sucker for an accent.

464
00:20:24,671 --> 00:20:26,879
Oh! An accent?

465
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,019
Yeah, I had no idea
he was from Texas.

466
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,747
He says he's trying to
lose it, but he got me.

467
00:20:32,576 --> 00:20:35,233
He said he was from...

468
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,374
Okey-dokey. See you.

469
00:20:42,379 --> 00:20:43,689
We're back in.

470
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:47,831
Except for you.
What?

471
00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:49,937
You're still
banned for a week.
Why?

472
00:20:49,938 --> 00:20:51,836
McConaughey? Really?

473
00:20:54,356 --> 00:20:55,668
But...